Schindler’s List of 'Good' Movies

I’ll read this back in like 20 minutes and completely disagree with my own choices.

If anyone is currently scrolling through Netflix looking for something to watch, here’s a list of my top 10 favourite films to inspire you.

A pre-warning, some of these films aren’t the best but they make me happy and it’s my list so:

10. Dumb and Dumber- I genuinely watched this film on a daily basis between the ages of 7-11, its terrible but it makes me feel nostalgic.

9. Kingsman: The Secret Service- again nothing special but it’s my go-to film for when I’m hungover along with…

8. Easy A- again, great for when hungover (I also have this on my iPad and therefore watch it every time I’m on a journey lasting longer than 2 hours).

7. The Rocky Horror Picture Show- don’t dream it, watch it

6. Whiplash- a good film, watch it, play the drums to it.

5. Star Wars: Episode V- the Empire Strikes Back- don’t want to spoil anything but _____ is _____’s father, you’ll never see it coming.

4. Terminator 2: Judgement Day- if you’re ever about to watch Terminator Genisys, don’t, just watch this again.

3. Pulp Fiction- John Travolta and Uma Thurman are the only people who could beat me at a dancing competition .

2. Hocus Pocus- if I actually spent time properly thinking about this list, it probably wouldn’t be this high up, but ‘tis the season.

1. Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2- they're basically the same film so they're both my number 1. (I think I prefer the first one a tiny small bit).

Films that didn’t quite make my top 10 include: Scream, Death Becomes Her, Weird Science, Beetlejuice, Scary Movie 3, The Goonies, all of the Final Destination movies (except 4) and The Simpsons Movie.

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