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Review of the Jedi – The Death of Stalin (2017)


This is why I shouldn’t see films that I’m too stupid for…

Last night my friend and I decided to try out ‘screen unseen’, an offer from Odeon where you pay £5 for a ticket, but don’t know what film you’re going to see.  The film ended up being ‘The Death of Stalin’, starring Steve Buscemi, Simon Russell Beale and Jeffrey Tambor (among many others), and is directed by Armando Iannucci.  The film, funnily enough, is about the death of Joseph Stalin and the chaos of the regime after his death.

As someone who finds absolutely zero enjoyment in historical films, I was pleasantly surprised when I discovered the film is actually a satire, rather than a drama. However, aside from some funny jokes, I found the film to be very confusing, and at times boring.

However, I’ll start with the pros: Steve Buscemi  obvs, and as mentioned previously, the film is funny (people laughed a lot more than I did but that’s probably because I’m quite slow and jokes often go over my head), with the funniest performance coming from Jason Isaacs who played soviet army general Georgy Zhukov.

However, as someone who is pretty much fully clueless about the Russian revolution, I was incredibly lost watching this film as you definitely need prior knowledge of the communist party/ Soviet Union. Due to my lack of knowledge I found the film to be very confusing, and found my mind wandering during many scenes.

I thought about how I’d like my funeral to be as elaborate as Stalin’s, wondered if I could pull off wearing one of those cool Russian hats, and also kept thinking about how a character’s glasses could stay on their face without legs.

This film most definitely isn’t as bad as I’m making it out to be, critics and fans alike seem to be very impressed with it, but if you’re like me and prefer simple films then this one probably isn’t for you. I like to think that if seeing this film wasn't a surprise, I'd maybe have done some research.

Stalin didn’t die of boredom, but I think I nearly did.

Overall Grade: 43%





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