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A list of films I’ve never seen but probably should have by now

(tbh I’m mostly writing this for one day when I’m super bored and can’t be bothered scrolling through Netflix for ages to find something).

As previously seen in other blog posts I have bad taste in films, which unfortunately means there are many brilliant films I haven’t seen.  So here are the 15 films I feel I really should watch:

15. Titanic- I know Leonardo DiCaprio dies at the end so I can’t see myself sitting for 3 hours to watch it.
14. The Notebook
13. Inception
12. Into the Wild- I keep meaning to watch this film but it’s like 2 and a half hours long and I’m really busy.
11. The Matrix
10. Fight Club- first rule of fight club; watch fight club
9. A Clockwork Orange- I have a phobia of things touching eyeballs (for example  I could never put contact lenses near my face), and I know there’s a part in this film where the main guy has a thing holding his eye open and that’s honestly the reason why I haven’t seen it.
8. Shrek Forever After- when I was younger I was obsessed with Shrek films, so I know (even at 19 years of age) that this film will make me sad and I’m not ready for that.
7. School of Rock- everyone’s favourite film when they were younger, I liked the Scooby Doo films.
6. American Beauty
5. The Shawshank Redemption- according to IMDB it’s the best film in the world so I feel like I should see it.
4. Donnie Darko
3. All of the Harry Potter films- well, I’ve seen the first one, it was boring as hell so I probably won’t watch any more of them unless I’m ultra-bored.
2. Back to the Future
1. Trainspotting- I’m sorry Scotland I have betrayed you.

See to be honest I’ll probably just watch white chicks again. 


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